M: I’ve been listening to my Advent music CD a lot.
T: Advent music?
M: Yeah, you know, music that you listen to during Advent. O Come O Come Emmanuel, Little Town of Bethlehem, O Come All Ye Faithful… Advent music. One of my ex-girlfriends gave me a CD full of it.
T: Yeah, most people just call that Christmas music.
M: Most people are wrong.
T: Of course they are.
M: Look, you listen to Advent music during Advent, you listen to Christmas music during Christmas. It’s not Christmas yet, so I’m listening to Advent music.
T: Alright, fine. I’ll bite. Give me an example of Christmas music.
M: O Come O Come Emmanuel, Little Town of Bethlehem, O Come All Ye Faithful…
T: Those are literally the same songs.
M: During the Christmas season.
T: This is the Christmas season.
M: During the
liturgical Christmas season.
T: So you’re saying that on December 24 at 11:59 p.m. O Come All Ye Faithful is an Advent song, but one minute later…
M: It becomes a Christmas song. Well, technically speaking, it becomes a Christmas song at sundown on Christmas Eve, but you get the idea!
T: What if you played it during Ordinary Time? Or during Lent or Easter?
M: Then you’d be a monster.
T: Right. And you shared this theory with the girl who gave you the CD?
M: Yes, right before I crossed out “Christmas” and wrote in “Advent” on the CD.
T: No wonder she’s an ex-girlfriend.
M: Right? I can only take so much of someone being so small minded.
T: You don’t say.
M: Yeah, it can be really frustrating.
T: Somehow I feel like I know the feeling.
M: Girl trouble?
T: Not exactly… Maybe we should move on. What’s the link this week, brother?
M: This week is a link to a digital version of one of my favorite Advent traditions.
M: Yeah! Every day there’s a new box you can click on, but unlike the Advent calendars we had as kids, you can’t open them all on the first day. You actually have to wait!
T: Sweet! That will drive most of the teens crazy!