Friday 10/31/14

I know it’s hard to believe, but it is already my eighth week of answering questions. Over the last couple of months, your questions have come in at a much faster rate than one per week. As a result, I have quite a backlog of questions. The good news is, not every question requires a full post to answer. With that in mind, it is with great joy that I present to you:



That’s right! THE RUNDOWN. A rapid-fire series of your questions and answers that I didn’t answer in full posts of their own. I hope you enjoy.


1. What does the “C” in the Life House stand for? –Katie Frodigh–

Well, Katie, there is no “C” in Life House, but there is a “C” in “cookie.” Oh, wait, are you talking about the mural behind the stage? That’s adorable. That’s not a “C,” that’s a profile of Mary holding Jesus. Wow. NEXT!


2. Hey Mike, Can we have a touch football game at the turf sometime soon with all of Life Teen? –Anonymous–

Sure. Watch the calendar… wait a minute, are you the same “Anonymous” that does all that computer hacking? OK! We’ll do the football game! Here, take my watch! I don’t need it! Please I don’t want any trouble!


3. What do you say when God sneezes? –Faith Montgomery–

Gesundheit.


4. Ski Trip? –Dan Roche–

Fragment, consider revising.


5. For Fr. Chris: Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green. Jesus gets up to swing, cranks it out, and it is headed for the water hazard. Jesus closes his eyes and prays. The ball skips across the water and lands on the green two feet from the hole. The old man's turn comes and he drives the ball. The ball looks like it is going to drop directly into the water. A fish jumps from the water hazard swallowing the ball, as an eagle drops from the sky, grabbing the fish. As the eagle flies over the green, a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle, making it drop the fish. As the fish hits the green, it spits out the ball and the ball falls into the hole, making a hole in one. Jesus looks at Moses and says, "I really think I'm leaving Dad at home next time!" –Dan Roche–

I’m not sure you’re quite getting how this works…


6. Who (Dan Walker) was (Dan Walker) your (Dan Walker) favorite (Dan Walker) teen (Dan Walker) ever (Dan Walker) to (Dan Walker) be (Dan Walker) in (Dan Walker) Life (Dan Walker) Teen (Dan Walker) when (Dan Walker) you (Dan Walker) were (Dan Walker) the (Dan Walker) youth (Dan Walker) minister (Dan Walker)? –Dan Walker–

Carolyn Walker.


7. Who would win in a fight? Mike or Tim? –Joe Parry–

Seriously? Is that even a question? Mike. I’m not sure Tim would even fight back. It’s not in his nature.


8. Hey Mike, Can we have a touch football game at the turf sometime soon with all of Life Teen? –Anonymous–

Alright! Alright! I already told you to watch the calendar! Please don’t destroy my website!


Well, that’s all the time we have for THE RUNDOWN this week! Keep those questions coming!



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